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This seems about right... [Mar. 15th, 2005|07:34 pm]
[mood |coldcold]
[music |Metallica - Whever I May Roam]

You scored as Sadistic Humour. Congratulations, you scored Sadistic Humour. You find the little things in life to be funny, and have a great sense of humour, whether it's stupid or dark. You're probably young, and older people don't understand why it's all so fucking hillarious. Either way, check out: Clerks, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World.


Sadistic Humour










Romantic Comedy


Mindless Action Flick


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Yeah, I can agree with that...
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Comin outta my cage, and I've been doin' just fine... [Feb. 20th, 2005|10:27 am]
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Killers - Mr. Brightside (this song makes me so sad)]

My moods just keep gettin peachier. It's kinda sad that instead of actually talking to a real live person, I write crap on here. So sad.

I would like one thing to not be stressful. One damn thing. Not only is my current job kinda stressin' me out, but my old one is comin back to bite me in the ass. I hafta go after my old boss for about $1,100.00, and its a pain in the ass. There have been articles about him all over the place (cuz he's a bad bad man) and now my name is gonna be dragged through the mud with him. Kinda scary.

I also think I may be screwing things up with my boyfriend, and it's only been like.. 2 months. He doesn't do anything wrong, he's such a friggin great guy. But I find things to get mad at. I feel bad for him, cuz he has to deal with my moods. I'm an uber-bitch. (He also uses the word 'uber' sometimes... I like it.. I've never known a guy from Niagara to say uber.)

I also continuously fight with my closest friends... the gloves come off, and I throw down like a champ. But that's bad. Very very bad. I'm gonna end up alone, no silly tall boy, no friends to throw things at, just 8 million cats and a bag of cheetos. Good thing I like cheetos. Mmmmm....cheetos.
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What the farrrggg??? [Jan. 31st, 2005|06:23 pm]
[mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]
[music |Pink Floyd- Time]

Heeey, looky here! Apparently I still have a livejournal... I hear that people like to "update" them as though they were "journals" that were "live". Psh.

I'm "bored"....and I use quotations the Tribiani way, bitches. Oops, sorry... "bitches".

So very bored....

I bought a new trambopoline, and in no way is it was good as my old one. In "no way".

I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire. And he is Ted Theodore Logan... and together, we're the Wild Stallions...except not me. I'm Kristen.

Now everybody go to your local zoos, and set the Ligers free....
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Take a look, it's in a book.... [Dec. 3rd, 2004|11:16 am]
[mood |hungryhungry]
[music |Frankie goes To Hollywood- The Power of Love(@ work)]

Dear Levar Burton,

I love you, and I enjoy your Reading Rainbow. I also enjoyed you as Jordy LaForge because you wore a fun eye-thing. I'm partial to fun eye-things, and I'm sad that I don't own one. Recently I found out that you were a part of the 80's group Cameo, and you sang "Word Up". I find that interesting. You are a man of many colours, much like your rainbow of reading. I will never forget when you went to a noodle-making place and learned how to make tortellini. Oh, how the bending of pasta around bits of cheese caught my interest. And made me hungry. I'll never forget that tortellini episode. I don't remember the stories very well... but the pasta shall never be forgotten.

Your bestest friend,


p.s.- Where are you now? I hope your making royalties off of Korns re-make of your song. Buy some tortellini with it.
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What a grumpy little piggy... [Dec. 2nd, 2004|11:15 am]
[mood |bitchybitchy]
[music |Radio @ work...Milli Vanilli is on.]

deftones are love
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So I do the little quiz for this gay banner, and they just look at my info interests for the answer? If I did it again, would it say "Phones That Don't Ring Are Love"? Boo..

Another happy mood for me... When I sit back and think about all the shit I have to do, I get really frustrated and stressed. I need to find a new job, I need to continue hating this one until the 17th when it closes down, I need to somehow get paid for over a month and a half of unpaid wages, I need to finish my course, I need to write an article for the paper, I need to finish Christmas shopping w/ no money, etc, etc... All the while, listening to other people whine to me about stupid problems that aren't actually problems. I say nothing, just listen. I try not to complain (except on here). I'm tired of my moods.

I would really like to know why a guy that you get along with well with, who likes the same stuff as you, and seems ok with your odd quirks, decides to get really boring, acts like your father and becomes stalker-y. Boys confuse me. Throw rocks at them.
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Wahhoooooooooooooooooooooooo.... [Nov. 8th, 2004|12:23 pm]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Corey Hart on the radio @ work]

I bought a car!!!! Thank God! No more car shopping... Car shopping sucks..
Soo, I bought a 2001 Mazda Protege ES... It's silver, 4-door, spoiler, cd...blah blah blah. The main point is that it's a car and will get me from A to B. So yay.

That's all my money gone now, but hell... It was there so I could buy a car. Now I can save up for other things.. liiike, an elephant. Where can I buy an elephant?

I COULD name it puppy...
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Bored @ work...Although there's lots to do...hmmmm [Nov. 4th, 2004|12:53 pm]
Car shopping continues... last night I test drove an ugly brown Saturn and a verrrryyy pretty black one. It's a lot more $$$ than I plan to spend, but Dad seems to think I should get it... low kms, new parts, etc, etc... low cost to drive the thing. But I can't commit... I'm so stuuuupid.

I actually got paid today, people... This should be a national holiday. It's a rare occurence.

Any ideas for a new car would be greatly appreciated! Pleeeaassseee...

Oh, and i wanna see Jesus Christ Superstar.. it's comin back, bitches!...and, and swuts, too...dont wanna leave anyone out.
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Boooooo......fugly skank president... [Nov. 3rd, 2004|11:28 am]
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Th Kid is Hot Tonight on the 80's lunch @ work.]

I have still not received my cheque.. I was supposed to be paid last Friday. Today is Wednesday. You do the broke-ass math. I haven't been paid on the right day for months now.. September, for example, I wasn't paid the entire month... Seriously, horrible jobs like this one really make me regret dropping out of school, even though I felt like it was my only choice. And even though I'm technically ins chool now, it ain't the same thing. I'll be stuck in dead-end jobs that never pay me for the rest of my life.

Speaking of dead-end, the US has another dead-end president.. that doesn't make sense, but I enjoy segue. Stupid ppl... Kerry would have been better, in my opinion. But since I'm not american, my opnion doesn't count. Well, boooooooooo to them.
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Grrrrrzzllllll.... [Nov. 2nd, 2004|08:54 am]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Craptastic work station... Go Jostens!]

This is a PSA: Sunfires are crappy cars with crappy engines. Tell your friends, spread the word. Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Stupid cars.
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The countdown to Christmas is comin.... [Nov. 1st, 2004|04:44 pm]
[mood |sillysilly]
[music |Guns 'N Roses- It's So Easy]

I never update this thing... Soo, today I am. And dammit, you WILL read it!

I'm gonna go buy a car today or tomorrow...Not so exciting for you, but VERY exciting for me, considering it took me 5 years to get off my lazy ass and take my test. (Not that people without licenses are lazy, Steph... some are just mentally challenged, hehe)Anyhoo... I'm happy to be getting my own car. Yay.

Now that Hallowe'en is over, it's Christmas time whether you like it or not.And I like it. Christmas is my favourite time of the year, and I go a little bit nuts... There are never too many decorations/lights, and the more shiny & sparkly wrapping paper, the better! So, although it's very early to be excited about it- I AM!

Also, if anyone would like to offer me a high paying job with benefits, I accept.... In closing, I leave you with yet another rude joke about tomorrow's election: 'The USA will abstinent in '05- No bush or dick!'

Ah, we'll see...
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